DC

"Fuck you, Kevin, I don't need your jazzercise, I dont need your bullshit, I donT NEED THE GOVERNMENT TAKING AWAY MY GUNS"

DC is a character who only appears in Chapter 19, mayce goes to jail. He tries to escape from the prison Jazzercise session and gets both himself and Big Jim electrocuted.

Personality
He is described as an "angry conservative emo" who hates Jazzercise and swears that "George W. Bush was the greatest gift to our generation". He also is an advocate for gun rights apparently and will stop shooting at nothing.

Relationships
He is friends with Simon and Big Jim, though it is possible he could be more than friends with the latter, because in his attempt to escape, DC grabs Big Jim and when asked about it, replies only with "..It gets lonely sometimes".

Trivia

 * He knows what human flesh tastes like and this is possibly the reason for his incarceration